Fifty Fifty Shot

from by Derek Senn

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James and Cassandra called it quits
the twins are twenty-one months Elizabeth is six
and they both say it's not due to the kids it's due to the kids
and if you still believe in world peace
well then you haven't yet met Dave and Elise
they scream at each other I hate you
just a few months ago they said I do
relationships blossom relationships rot
everyone starts with a fifty fifty shot
should you lawyer up hire the best
if you're a woman I hope you live in the west
things got ugly with Kate and Ben when he took their infant son to his ex-girlfriend's the baby was screaming and so he thought the best
way to soothe him was to let him suckle on her breast
to him it seemed logical she was lactating and his wax a hungry inconsolable baby well the ex was more than happy to oblige Kate was the woman she most despised
everyone starts with a fifty-fifty shot Ben's odds were even but now they're not Ben meant well but dudes are dumb dude don't ever let your ex wet nurse your son


from Avuncular, track released September 1, 2016
Derek Senn: Vocals, Acoustic Guitar
Jason Slota: Drums, Tambourine
John Vanderslice: Mini Moog
Rob Shelton: Upright Piano, Farfisa Compact Deluxe



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Derek Senn San Luis Obispo, California

I learned how to play guitar late in life. Then I decided to write songs and record them. For years I worked in the lo-fi tradition of home recording, which means I basically did everything myself & all songs were certified 100% free range, non-GMO, free trade, sustainably recorded organic. YUM! But with the help of John Vanderslice and Tiny Telephone studios they now they taste even better! ... more

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